This is a true story that happened in about 2012 when I was 21. You may not believe this really happened but I barely changed a single detail from the true historical record. This is definitely among the most bizarre nights of my life. All participants were 18 or older.
I was a soldier living in Fort Lewis, Washington at the time. My brigade had returned only weeks earlier from a year long tour in Afghanistan. I had a few good friends from my military intelligence company who were always looking to get into some fresh trouble. We would take down a six pack a piece almost every night and were usually down to score coke or mushrooms or any other drug that wouldn’t show up on a piss test. It was a rowdy time in my life. Naturally I’m more of a reserved bookish type but my friends encouraged me to break my boundaries and do daring things that ordinarily would have never entered my mind. This is the account of one such event. You can imagine that after being (relatively) sex deprived for a year in Afghanistan our minds were extremely clouded with sexual energy and lust. One night after work my friends Jacob, Max, and myself were drinking at a patio table outside our barracks apartment. Once we were about three drinks deep, Max busted out his phone eager to show off evidence of his most recent sexual exploits.