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No I’m not proud of this, and yes it is okay to read this in David Attenborough’s voice since this is basically some Gorilla mating hierarchy type of stuff, but hey, we’re all animals too.
Anyway back a few years ago I went to a university in Manhattan which shall remain nameless, but my friend from HS went to Pace. We used to smoke with his buddy, lets call him Jason, and got to being really good friends.
Sometimes Jason would bring his GF (call her Sarah) along when we went out to Piano/other LES bars that we could trade on her looks to get into. She was super nice and seemed for the most part really into him.
One night, Jason gets too drunk and starts shoving me for literally no reason, as drunk college guys trying to act tough in front of their girls are want to do. He was a good friend at this point (we’d been hanging out for three semesters) but I was also drunk, and had told him more than once to cut it out. But he didn’t, so I sort of of beat him up in front of his girl.