[M]y evening of drunken dancing and being solicited by an attractive escort, ends surprisingly the next day on the receiving end of a [f]abulous blowjob by a gorgeous cougar…

Reddit attracts such an amazing group of people. I never fail to be entertained, turned on, weirded out, and amused. Lurking, posting, and commenting has been a very informative and important part of my personal sexual journey, and am forever grateful to the horny corners of the Reddit interwebz. I recently had the opportunity to trade that favor to another redditor, which I’ll detail later, but first…the backstory.

So a couple of weeks ago, I was working in Nashville and made a post on r/randomactsofblowjob. As per usual, it resulted in a resounding chorus of crickets and went about my work and stay. After a work dinner that evening, I ventured out to Broadway to find lust the old-fashioned way…by drinking whiskey and dancing with bachelorette party-goers. I found myself at Miranda Lambert’s Casa Rosa. I made a new friend at the bar and we connected over the end of a football game. While we were at the bar, I saw a reddit notification appear. Hmmm…no message, but I had a new follower? I’m not on my raobj throwaway reddit often, so this new follower must have found me from my post. So I shot back a message: “Soooo….interesting enough to follow, but not interesting enough to message?” Put my phone back in my pocket, and started fielding questions from my new friend’s two female besties with whom he came to the bar. They were trying to talk him into dancing, so like any good wingman, I volunteered for duty and joined them instead.

[F]rom a Rando[m] Act of Blowjob, to a threeso[m]e, and now a submissive. Thank you reddit…

At the request of u/theuncommondraccus, and later u/felawhatwhat (because she couldn’t remember the password for her original throwaway), I’m recapping our sexual shenanigans thanks to reddit:

After responding early this year to this [post](https://old.reddit.com/r/RandomActsOfBlowJob/comments/7p2oyp/sandiego_28_f4m_would_love_a_cock_to_keep_me_warm/) on a work trip to San Diego I received an unexpected orange envelope reply excited that we had the same favorite book. We quickly switched over to texting to try and find a time to align our schedules, so we could align her throat with my D. Our window to meet that night was too brief for the more carnal fun we had in mind, so instead we met up for a drink to see if we might click.

When I arrived, I approached a gothic looking girl (which fit with Hester’s reddit username), but was slightly embarrassed to learn I had the wrong girl! Haha. Fortunately, when I walked further inside, I was pleasantly surprised to find a stunningly gorgeous girl waiting for me near the bar. Killer smile, enchanting eyes, full dark hair, with very kissable lips and a beyond sexy body. We got to talking, mutually established that neither of us were axe murderers and talked about our experience with open relationships. I helped her create a system to classify and store all the dick pics she received into a digital vault by category, and then we kissed and promised to get together next time I was in town or when she traveled up to see her boyfriend (we’ll call him Owen) in LA.