Reddit attracts such an amazing group of people. I never fail to be entertained, turned on, weirded out, and amused. Lurking, posting, and commenting has been a very informative and important part of my personal sexual journey, and am forever grateful to the horny corners of the Reddit interwebz. I recently had the opportunity to trade that favor to another redditor, which I’ll detail later, but first…the backstory.
So a couple of weeks ago, I was working in Nashville and made a post on r/randomactsofblowjob. As per usual, it resulted in a resounding chorus of crickets and went about my work and stay. After a work dinner that evening, I ventured out to Broadway to find lust the old-fashioned way…by drinking whiskey and dancing with bachelorette party-goers. I found myself at Miranda Lambert’s Casa Rosa. I made a new friend at the bar and we connected over the end of a football game. While we were at the bar, I saw a reddit notification appear. Hmmm…no message, but I had a new follower? I’m not on my raobj throwaway reddit often, so this new follower must have found me from my post. So I shot back a message: “Soooo….interesting enough to follow, but not interesting enough to message?” Put my phone back in my pocket, and started fielding questions from my new friend’s two female besties with whom he came to the bar. They were trying to talk him into dancing, so like any good wingman, I volunteered for duty and joined them instead.