And after I made sure to lock the door, so as not to arouse any suspicion from those coworkers of mine who lurk incessantly, I retreated slowly to my desk, having shown my sweet Sam tenderly into her seat. And when I (in such a professional manner) guided her down, I took special care to let my hand fall snugly around her shoulder, sending me into an ambitious giddiness, such as are dominoes when toppled.
And how defenseless I was when some strands of hair, doubtlessly having gone unaccounted for by my thoughtless princess in tying her hair up – in a rush to visit your humble narrator, brushed against my unworthy skin, delivering unexpected tingles through my arm! Oh, the drunkenness one feels in the presence of nature’s innocent creations, especially as the holder of the knowledge that those petals shall soon be plucked in ecstatic relishing.
Now having to think so devilishly through a dizzying head high brought on by my sweet flower, I did what came naturally – in order to afford myself some precious time to deliberate on my darling’s deflowering.