I just discovered this sub, and have thoroughly enjoyed reading though everyone’s naughty tales of deviancy and lust. So I figured I’d share a few stories from my past… back when I was younger and dumber. Ok, that might be putting it lightly… how about, back when I was a piece of shit.
Throwaway for obvious reasons. And yes certain details have been embellished for the sake of storytelling, but the meat of the story is 100% true.
This particular tale happened just a few days before my 27th birthday, which landed on a Saturday that year. Early in the week, I remember my then-girlfriend letting me know her Aunt Flo decided to show up, which was a major bummer. This girl was 100% against period sex, and 1000% against anal, which left only one option. Thankfully, she was a gifted head-giver, and promised me the birthday blowjob of a lifetime to make up for the lack of sex. It was better than nothing, so I hid my disappointment and lied through my teeth saying I couldn’t wait.