The Ad, Chapter 3

          The Ad

            Ch 3

   “No, no.  Not that one, the smaller one, bring the smaller one!” I yelled to the idiot mover, “The one that’s marked to go!”.  As I point to the smallish yellow sticker, right on the front drawer. He peeks around the corner and sees it, rolls his eyes and heaves it up on his massive shoulders, dinging both pieces on its way up.  Good lord, this guy is a gorilla. I give an eye roll of my own to rival his and turn back to disassemble a shelf unit. I still can’t believe I’m doing this…

 Literally two days ago, I met these people and agreed to this crazy illogical, sex-pet thing and had not one but four mind blowing orgasms that night, and a multitude of smaller ones thrown in.  I vaguely remember signing a document with my mouth full of cock and a vibrator stuffed inside my pussy. He won’t actually fuck me until I move in, something about enjoying me being his more… Just thinking about it makes my knees shake and panties damp.  And because I can’t wear any protective undergarments, I’ve settled on a short pair of black denim cutoffs. I’m hoping the wetness won’t be as apparent on dark fabric. Focus, shelf!

The Ad. Part two

The Ad

Part Two

As I stood there, trembling in his arms, Liz walks back outside, bowls of something in her hands. Without even skipping a beat, and that carnivorous smile beaming at my predicament, she asked, “Did she try to run, my dear?”

“She was trying to hide her wetness, such behavior will not do!” And his hand smacks down on my rump.

“Ow! Wait a sec–”. Another smack on my rump!

“You son of a bit–” I start as his hand raises again in threat of slapping my face.

“No cursing. It’s unbecoming of a lady,” Liz says, matter of fact, “or a pet”.

“Fuck you, motherfu—” I manage to get out before my face is on fire, stinging nettles on my cheek, my watering eyes beginning to shoot daggers at this woman who slapped me. And then she startles me by walking up and kissing me square on the lips, a delicate, dancing, exploring kiss while I tried to resist and glared at her. She kept going, tasting every part of my lips with hers, coaxing me, trying to calm me.

Brunch

I made sure to keep you on the invite list, for future brunch parties. Your humor and intelligence had captured my imagination a little, and you are very good looking and much younger, so the flirting was a lot of fun. I kept to my word and informed you of the impending shindig and your cheeky “what’s on the menu? ?” Earned me a nice little fantasy.

“Me, the menu is all you can eat Carol buffet”

*As I present myself on the kitchen table, a casserole under my left arm and a stack of pancakes under my right, knees pointing at the ceiling and feet barely able to stay propped up at the edge of the table and your adorable face between my legs, few day old beard growth already damp and a fire in your eyes*

“Umm, I haven’t decided yet…”

*Shudder as my panties get wetter

“I’ll let you know” ?