Oh baby.
Picture this your in a bar minding you own business when a strange man smelling of baby powder and hard boiled eggs approaches you. He introduces himself as Keith. Say one thing for him. He’s got swagger, he woos you with stories about his job at the K-mart and seems to always know how to keep a conversation going. He buys you a drink (Busch light) and asks you about yourself and you tell him things that you would never tell someone you’d just met. Both the good and the bad you tell him how your dad walked out on you as a kid and your mom always paid more attention to your hot older brother Gavin. Keith listens as if he fully understood where you were coming from rather than just another random man hitting on you.