Had a friend ask for a story on the spot and this is what she got. I figured I’d share it with all you degenerates. Be gentle. 😂
So once upon a time I had this friend who would always make jokes about donkey shows.
Well we both drove tractor and trailers and we ended up at the Laredo Texas terminal which sits right on the border of Mexico.
Outside of this terminal is a fellow that if you pay him a hundred bucks you get on a bus and he has an agreement with the border police to let him and his busload of Americans through without passports or questions asked over the Mexican line and then bring them back at the end of the night.
No we were forewarned that if we missed the bus, we had to fend for ourselves until the next bus came the following afternoon.
So my buddy and I get on this bus and cross the border and right off the bat, the bus driver goes “you guys want to see a donkey show?”
My first reaction is to pretend to be the ignorant gringo so I asked “what exactly is a donkey show?”