My first shot at ddlg. Inspired by a redditor.
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I saw her before she saw me. Sometimes when you meet someone from the internet in person it can be kind of a shit show. I’m 39, so girls lying about their age can be a problem. If you match with a “35” year old woman on tinder, her girlfriends have somehow convinced her that guys can’t tell the difference between 48 and 35 and that a little fib about her age isn’t so bad. Weight can also be an issue. If we’ve all learned nothing else in the last 10 years, it’s that girls can absolutely perform witchcraft with cell phone cameras. It’s kinda like in The Little Mermaid when Ursula turns into that hot girl to seduce the Prince…you know the eels are going to fall out of that dress anytime.