After many years of reading these I figured I would take a shot at writing one myself. I figured I would start with the best sexual experience I have ever had.
My wife and I have been together for ten years now, married for almost 8. This happened about 5 years ago, right around our anniversary. We decided to go into the city and bar hop, really live it up like we used to before jobs and responsibilities and everything else. We live in the suburbs of a fairly large city, and the best way to get to the best bar hopping spot was Uber. The neighborhood is kind of quirky and artsy with lots of random stores and a lot of themed restaurants. We Ubered up there and got started in a wine bar.
To help you better visualize, I am a generic looking white guy, average height and kind of slim. I was slimmer back then, and probably had some perma-stubble to go with my short brown hair. My wife is a little shorter than me and has been told on multiple occasions by multiple people that she has a more than passing resemblance to Pam from The Office. Her hair is more brown than red, but you get the idea. Similar build, face, smile, and all that. We are both pretty introverted. She is the most patient person I know, and she is now but was not at the time the mother of my two children. And one last thing, she gets crazy horny when she is drunk.