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Alrighty, so in August one year I decided to join my dad on his trip to his friend’s cottage for 5 days. He was invited and he didn’t want to go alone, and he wanted someone to entertain his friend’s douchey son. I was told to bring one friend along for the trip, and my Dad brought his brother. My first thought was to bring my best friend and partner in crime for life, the girl who I’d been best friends with since I was 8, Kelly, but she ended up being busy. So instead I decided to invite Vanessa, the loveable slut (pot calling the kettle black, but I digress).
So, DAY 1: Completely uneventful. We arrived at the cottage at about 6 in the evening, so we just had a quick dinner and unpacked. The cottage was in a little lake-side town so some people (READ: the elderly people) lived there year-round while others only came up during the summers. The bottom floor of the cottage was mostly an open space, with the living room, kitchen, and dining room all a part of one big L shape. The master bedroom filled up the rest of the bottom floor making it a square. The second floor had 3 bedrooms.