This guy wanted to come over late one night
and I said he only could if he brought pizza. He follows through and brings pizza with hot
pepper flakes on it which are my favorite. Anyway, after eating a slice each we are making out on the couch and decide to move toward the bedroom. His hands are all over me when all of a sudden my vagina is on fire–my first thought was that I
spontaneously contracted an std. After running to the bathroom and running cold water all over my lady parts I realized he never washed his hands after eating eating the pizza WITH HOT PEPPER FLAKES. I yelled at him about it, but we had
a good laugh after.