I don't have a long story like the ones recently on the front page of /r/gonewildstories. But whatevs. Here it goes.
Just after college, I got a job in Chicago. Des Plaines was the closest place I could afford even with three other roommates. It was me, a dude named Kevin, and two girls Lanie and Chris. Everybody thought Lanie and Chris were a lesbian couple. They weren't butch or anything. They were both actually pretty cute. They just always hung out with each other and never had guys around. They weren't lesbians though. Chris was dating some dude who went to Truman, and Lanie liked to fuck me.
One night after Chris and Kevin had gone to sleep, I was rooting around in the fridge for a beer. Lanie walked in wearing just a t-shirt that only came down far enough to hide half her ass. She asked me to pass her a beer, sat down on the couch across from me, chris cross applesauce so I could see right up her crotch, and asked if I wanted to fuck. I said yes. We went at it for about 15 minutes or so, but after she came she pushed me off of her and said "I don't want to get pregnant. Let me get you off with a handjob." Then she jacked me off until I shot my come into her other hand. Then instead of wiping it on a towel or something she licked her hand clean. That was a little weird for a first date, but who was I to complain, right?
After that, it was a regular thing. About two or three times a week, Lanie would just ask if I wanted to fuck and then drag me into her room or mine. It didn't matter if there were people around either. She'd do PIV and even anal if I asked for it, but she didn't want me to come inside of her even though I always had a condom on after that first night. And she absolutely refused to suck my cock. Wouldn't even let it get near her lips. She swallowed every drop of come, though. She usually brought me off into her cupped hand, but now and then she'd make me jizz into a shot glass and swallow it. Or if we were having a party, she'd get me to come into a wine glass before the people arrived. Then later on she would pour wine into it and tease me by sipping it while everyone was around us. Facials, jacking me off so I shot directly into her mouth, jizzing on food and making her eat it. Anything and everything was cool as long as I didn't come inside her pussy or ass or get my cock anywhere near her lips. No sleepovers or cuddles, either. I never asked why. I just assumed she had a good reason and didn't want to make her bring up whatever fucked-up shit caused her to feel that way.
I lived there for two years and then moved away to take a job in Minneapolis. When I told Lanie, she almost looked as though she might start crying. But then she shrugged and said "that's cool" and asked if I wanted to fuck. We screwed, she jacked me off onto her tits, and then I watched her scrape my come off and eat it bit by bit. We fucked and she swallowed every night for the next two weeks until I moved out. And that is the story of my ex-roommate Lanie who never gave a blowjob but finished the job as good as any porn starlette could have.