I posted a dirty bathroom selfie earlier today during a flight from NY to LA and mentioned wanting to get fucked. I included the flight number for fun, and… y’all came through. Literally. Turned out someone who saw the post had a friend on the flight, texted him, and the dude reactivated his Reddit account and DMed me. I don’t think he believed I was real at first, but he gave me his seat number.
He was on the opposite side of the plane, so I crossed over and walked towards him. Late 30s, a bit nerdier than my usual type but a dick is a dick and often the shy ones are the most enthusiastic. His eyes got very wide when he saw me. As I passed by I ran my finger across his shoulder so he’d know it was me, and then proceeded to the bathroom and waited.