Long time listener, first time caller.
A brief introduction about me. Early 20s, ambiguously East Asian (hence the username), 5’4″ and 30D. Numbers in the late 300s, an incredible feat considering I never had any STD/STIs nor pregnancy scares. Since COVID happened and I’ve been on lockdown, I guess I’m trying to live vicariously through past me. My stories (pending good reception and me having the time) will be from various one night stands during my Get Wasted & Fuck Everyone phase that I have now (mostly) grown out of. Confessions will be as factual as possible but some things I just won’t ever remember and other things its my artistic license for the story. Constructive criticism welcome, weird DMs unwelcome.
Let me set the stage. I’m 20 or so and doing fuck all and everyone. Some might say it was an elongated manic period but nonetheless it was incredibly debaucherous. To this day I still don’t remember certain events or nights and this story is about how that got me into trouble.