Author: corn_elius

My Dick Looks Huge in My Tinder Date’s Hand [MF]

I match with Van on tinder, and after flirting with her for a while on messenger, we meet IRL. She’s one of the only girls I met on tinder that is as good looking in person as she was in her profile pictures: she’s Vietnamese with really light skin, a tiny nose, high cheekbones, and light pink hair.

We grab drinks at a local cocktail bar and find that we have a lot in common. We both love the indie group Beach House and happened to see them at the same venue that spring. We’re both stylish and have fun rating the outfits of everyone else in the bar.

Eventually, we finish our drinks. Van wants to go to a trivia event at a pub in town, but it’s still an hour away from starting. I mention that I have a bottle of wine at my place, and I suggest we go back and hang out until the trivia starts since my apartment is a block from that pub. Van smiles and says, “Wow, corn_elius, I’m not that kind of girl.” Read more »

[MF] My Ex-Girlfriend Trades Her Ass to Read through My DMs

So Maggie and I are living in a nice house on campus in a New England college town. My parent’s friend is a professor and went abroad on sabbatical, so they let Maggie and I live there for virtually no money. But after six months of living together, we break up.

Maggie and I met when we were both nineteen. She was the friend of Lauren, the girl I was dating at the time. Later that same afternoon, the three of us were lying on Lauren’s bed, talking and flirting and touching. I was in heaven because both girls are so hot and the three of us were wrapped around each other, though nothing explicit happened that day.

But anyway, we were in bed together and talking about Brazilian waxes for some reason. Maggie was wearing a crop top and high waisted jeans, and she got on her hands and knees, stuck her ass in the air and wiggled her hips to pantomime the position girls take to get waxed. My dick was already hard before, but after that, it was pulsing. I have a nice-sized dick, and Lauren saw it shifting in my jeans, and she stroked it with her fingers a few times through the denim. I see you like that ass, she said. My face felt like it turned super red, and I got kind of shy, or else maybe we could have had a threesome. Life is full of regrets. Read more »