I have a corner house. My neighbors are really nice. A couple with three kids. Two are in high school and one in college. Every year I’ve been there my neighbors go away for new years. This year was no exception. Mom, dad and the two high school kids went on their annual trip.
Me? I didn’t go anywhere for new years. I didn’t even go out. I cleaned, drank wine, and masterbated.
So after I masterbated in my bedroom I went downstairs to watch TV. I didn’t bother to get dressed and I didn’t bother to shut the curtains that were on the same wall as the TV.
Why didn’t I get dressed? Because I was drinking wine and didn’t give a shit. Why didn’t I shut the curtains? Because I was drinking wine and I knew my neighbors weren’t home so I didn’t think it mattered. I should point out that the window with the open curtains faces my neighbors’ house.