Is anyone else besides me tired of the ‘new year new me’ trend that’s littering our social media like fast food bags on an expressway? Screw that, I was chewing on my favourite panties in 2021, and I intend to keep up that trend again in 2022.
Of course, the note that always makes my libido sing is erotica, written, detailed accounts of sexual deviance & sensual delights. Well-crafted environments, characters so realized & voluptuous that you practically drool while reading the paragraph…. The idea that a tale can feel so authentic yet so sexy that you could literally picture such deviant acts taking place right next door to you, God it makes me want to rip off the sheer pair of pinkies that I’m currently adorning, which grow moister by the moment. (Apologies for anyone with a trigger for the word
‘moister.’)
I don’t know about you but reading something like that sends me diving into my underwear drawer for something to munch on. If that sounds like a request you can meet, send me an orange envelope that boasts to me of your god-given writing talent and in turn, I’ll tell you exactly which cheeky pair of Victoria’s Secret I’m chewing on in return…
Here’s hoping 2022 is “New
Year, Same Pantie Chewing Me.”