My first attempt. 100% true (the dialogue isn’t always word for word, I’m not rainman) and I have plenty of stories like this, so if theres demand, I’ll be happy to share more of my experiences with everyone. IAlso stats if anyone cares, 6’5” broad shouldered Viking blood type frat dude. I do also do most of my writing for standup, but girls have always told me my dirty talk was exceptional, and I lurk here allot, so here it goes. I’m not really a photographer or videographer but again if theres demand, maybe I could start doing that, though writing will always be my preferred medium. Please forgive typos.