Yes, like one those awkward pornos where one actor pretends to sleep. Call it fake if you want, nobody asked you to read about my sex life.
So my gf invited her friend to stay over with us last month. I mean, we offered our place but she usually ended at other guy’s places. We’ll call slutty friend Liz. Liz is a ditzy, Zoey Deschanel type: artsy, bangs, doesn’t act her age. Very flirty, kinda annoying. But what makes her a real cock throb are her boobs. Just hefty, amazing jugs.
It’s Sunday night, I have work while the girls go out. They’re not home by the time I get back, so I figure same old routine. Liz’ll find some guy to stay with and GF will come home. I climb into bed and drift off waiting. I sorta remember hearing someone stumbling in but went back to sleep. Next thing I know, someone’s kicking me in the dark to the edge. There bare skin touch my back but it’s not my girlfriend, it’s Liz!