This happened last night. I was horny and went out looking for a quick hookup to get the edge off. I’m super into older guys and so I was hoping to find a guy 40+ to fuck me. I got to the bar and saw a group of guys in their 50’s hanging out at the bar. I sat a few seats down and some of the more drunk ones started hitting on me. Me being the horny slut I am loved it.
None of them were suave (first guy who hit on me literally said “You’ve got some great tits!”) But tbh I prefer crude, I literally could care less for sweet talk. After I responded positively to their advances I moved closer to them and one of them bought me drink. We chatted and I found out they were there celebrating the birthday of one of the dudes who was turning 55. The birthday boy wasn’t the crudest of the lot but it was obvious that he was interested.