So a guy I vaguely knew from school asked me out after we matched on tinder a few years ago. My hometown is small and boring, so him going from talking to the stereotypical popular type of girls to talking to the tattooed slutty nerd excited him so much from the get go.
Our first date we go out for drinks, the conversation brushes on sex but also we’re just joking around and flirting. The increasingly intense eye contact was so hot though – next thing I know, I come back from the bathroom and tell him to hold his hand out and close his eyes. I put my warm, wet thong in his hand and quickly closed his grip around it – the bar was so busy and we were not in a private booth – and sat back opposite him so I could see his face when he realised what had just happened out of the blue.
My god, his eyes went black.