Hi All,
I originally posted this to [r/sex](https://www.reddit.com/r/sex/) but that is because I am a dumbass and did not realise that is not for sex stories. Hopefully this is the right place for it.
Not sure if this is the place for this, so apologies if I’m posting in the wrong place. Also, apologies for length, TL;DR at the bottom. I just wanted to share a story about an unusual sexual encounter that happened to me a few years ago. I was in my early 30s. I know that the story sounds like it is made up by a 14 yr old boy trying to impress his friends, or some story in Readers Wives, but this is 100% genuinely true.
So, I was taking a cross-country bus after visiting family for Christmas. I live in the UK where this type of bus is known as a coach. I was trying to save my pennies so decided to take the coach instead of the train. After being forced to changed coaches at the delightful Milton Keynes Coachway, and an extensive delay that left me questioning my life choices, I eventually boarded the coach for the final leg of my journey.