Now this is about a different date with a guy from the same popular dating website. My hoe phase has started up again and I’ve been talking to this guy for a while. Can’t have the same dick all the time, you feel? Let’s call him Smith. He’s 26, construction worker, and 5’11. We’ve made plans because I’m supposed to help him rub aloe on his bad sunburn he got on vacation. We all know this isn’t what I’m going over there for 😏
We plan to meet on Tuesday after he gets off work. I head over to his place and meet this ginger, green-eyed, fit, tall guy with the goofiest laugh. He’s super nice. He’s a bachelor and lives alone with his two dogs. He greets me by saying he’s glad I didn’t catfish him. I don’t have any social media to verify myself. We shoot the shit, talking about to shows and sports (don’t like sports). We decide to order food. He makes fun of me for choosing the lamest order. He makes me laugh. Again easiest way to get in my pants.