I ran from Kerri.
What was I suppose to say to her? She’d marched up to me drunk off her face talking about my penis in a sexy voice as if she wanted to see it, and hold it, and put it in her mouth forever and ever and ever… Of course I panicked. I would love to say that I was someone who had said something sexy, Kerri dropped her trousers and I took her then and there on the kitchen bench. But, unfortunately, I am not. And she kept her trouser firmly on.
Instead, I ran. Retreating to my room to touch myself ad nauseam. Again, I would love to say that it was spectacular session spent mentally undressing Kerri, seeing her huge-for-her-tiny-frame boobs and holding her within my arms, but that didn’t happen. Instead, I watched a poorly shot video about two blonde lesbians going bananas on each other on a boat.
It was awesome.
But that’s probably not the sex story you’ve come to read about. If I am wrong, apologies; just type “huge + fake tits + lesbo + boat” into PornHub. You’re welcome sickos! Also, for those interested, I believe they are currently working on a sequel to be released soon. Apparently it’s to be filmed on a mystery land-based motorised vehicle. My guess is something with more than four wheel… Saucy.