if you clicked after seeing an Office quote for the title, thank you, I really can’t think of a catchy title I’m sorry this is kind of boring
I really love a good wholesome couple sex post (much as the kinky shit is fun, I’m into some attainable enjoyment also) and thought I’d share a good experience from last week. The bf and I don’t see each other much due to reasons and so we try to get all that pent up sexual tension out like a couple of rabbits when we’re together. Unfortch for us, he lives with his parents, as do I (the sex may be attainable but affordable housing isn’t) and we have to be smart about our options. Not sure whether anyone cares about what the people look like as if you’re anything like me you just imagine yourself in the story anyway, but I’m gonna call us Jake and Amy, cause if you squint from real far away, I guess there’s maybe some resemblance. We’re in our early twenties and he’s vanilla in skin tone (but not the sheets, HEYO) with this gorgeous thick light brown hair and I’m pretty olive-y skinned, which is what nice people say when they think you look like Shrek’s niece. He’s taller, I’m sort of average sized for a girl, and both of us are quite slim. I’m part of the itty bitty titty committee and he has a Goldilocks penis, it’s perfect in every way. Length, girth, colour, all of it. I love that dick.