Author: chihulypepper

[MF] Picked up a new fetish from a reddit hookup

Wow ok. This this was a first for me.

After I make a success post, I usually get a few responses, follows, and messages. These can vary wildly.

These include
-Dudes offering to blow me
-Dudes asking me what “the secret” is (spoiler: treat people with some goddamn respect.)
-People that genuinely enjoy the stories
-Random accounts with zero karma or posts
-Accounts that are women, but don’t post much/if at all to stay fairly anonymous from the unsolicited penis pictures.

This story begins with the latter.

I had posted a success story from my last travels and had also posted in the local r4r page for Philly. In the past, I’ve met with several people in and around the Philly area. Not sure what it is about this city, but Philly women are extra horny!

After posting, I got a notification from someone that followed my account. Again, not unheard-of. I click on the page and I find a profile that was void of posts or comments. The account did have a snoo and a blurb that basically said she was on reddit to have new experiences and specifically said she was in the Philly area. Read more »

33 [MF] A not so hypothetical afternoon

Pics or it didn’t happen

A not so hypothetical afternoon with Raquel

She’s supposed to be posting her side of the story later!

I call this story “Hypothetically,” but you shall see there was nothing hypothetical about it.

“Ladies and gentlemen: the story you are about to hear is true. Only the names have been changed to protect the innocent.”

The woman in the following story has decided she wanted to write her own account of the afternoon. She created a throwaway (u/secretslut669) because she knows the horny brigade will be in full force once they have a username. She’s leaving her dms open for now, but all it takes is some shitty people for her to shut them off. If they are off, know that someone was an asshole.

My latest trip took me to the great city of Detroit. I have been in and around the area in the past, but never spent any time there.

Many times when I am in a new city for work, I’ll find myself looking at the spicier side of the local pages. Most pages really have their own personality. This is probably due to their mods and how they run them. (Big shout out to mods! Mostly thankless job!!!). Read more »

[MF] Finding my FWBs favorite weed strain the best way possible!

It has been a while since work has pulled me back to the Philly area. Lucy and I were both extremely horny and very excited to see each other again. 

The plan this time was for me to come over to her place. Last time I was there, her bed tried to kill me! It was one of those low Ikea looking beds that didn’t have a box spring and was just a mattress on slats. Before we couldn’t be too close to the side, doggy was near impossible, and it was too low for her to comfortably blow me with her head hanging off the side. 

I had been telling her for weeks to order a boxspring. She had been putting it off, but couldn’t really say why. She finally starts the search and she hits a crossroads. Does she want the 5 or 9 inch boxspring? 

She asks what she should get. I told her that it all depends on the height of her bed. The goal for her was to get it to “good sex height.” Maybe because I was horny, and/or maybe because I’m a problem solver, I found a tape measure at my place. Read more »