I Became a Cheating Bastard (mf)

Preface: I'm a cheating bastard. If you can't wrap your head around that, the stories I'm going to share probably aren't for you; get out now. I'm not going to gloss over the details: I cheat. I always have. "Once a cheater, always a cheater" they say. So far, they're right. I hate it. I love it. I'm not a robo-sex-machine in the bedroom, and I'm no ladies man either. I am an extremely horny person that takes advantage of people in order to conquer them sexually. These are my stories.

I've got an absolute plethora of weird and wacky situations I've got myself into because I more often than not think with my dick. This story isn't the first time I got started down the cheaters path, but it's the earliest memory I have that I could look back and go 'That's the moment I became this person.' This isn't the best 'sex' story either – you're probably better off with some tale of a guys lucky MFF than this … but I have to start here before I tell any other story.