I met Elena on Ashley Madison, where I was — predictably — looking to find
someone as bad as I am to flirt with, hoping all along that it would turn into
something more intimate as it went. We started off with pretty good chemistry,
if I do say so myself, and determined that we were, if not neighbors, close
enough that we would be able to make it to the same hotel room at the same time
soon.
Flirting progressed to some pretty serious dirty talk. Elena has a delightfully
dirty mind, and a killer body. Sexy curves, long straight blonde hair, a
mischievous smile and an endlessly dirty mind. Neither of us pretended we were
each other’s one and only affair even from the start, and I can tell you…
knowing that the woman you’re going to be sleeping with is seeing other guys is
a special kind of *hot*.
We made plans to meet for lunch to see if our solid online chemistry was going
to turn into something physical. The day before that, she had a date with
another potential affair that hadn’t net managed to close the deal with her, and
I … well, I got impatient. I started texting her dirty thoughts in the morning
and didn’t let up, telling her how much I was looking forward to all of the
illicit fun we’d be having really soon.