Author: cfnmmemphis

The time my neighbor watched [M]e masturbate

I am fortunate that I get to work from home. After a long summer with the kids at home all day, I really felt the urgent need to let my freak flag fly for a while. For a long time I have been a closet exhibitionist, nothing too risky or dangerous. I would walk around nude in front of windows or sit on my back deck, change clothes in front of a window. Nothing like when I was younger, but no chance of getting arrested either.

My neighbor isn’t really my type. It isn’t that she isn’t attractive, just not the type of woman I am normally attracted to. She is probably late-30’s, fairly tall, relatively flat-chested, and appears to be Indian or Pakistani, definitely somewhere in that general area of the world. I, on the other hand, am mid-40’s, dad bod, average penis size and maybe slightly thicker than average. Nothing special to look at, but not repulsive either IMHO.

Now that the kids have returned to school, I decided to let it all hang out by the pool. I have seen my neighbor sunbathing topless a few times over the summer and knew that the back of her house would give her a decent view of part of my pool through a few trees. When she went out to do some gardening, I knew I had a chance for some fun. Read more »

That time I bought a sex toy with [M]y [F]emale boss

Long ago in another time and place, I worked nights in a crappy retail job. I say it was crappy, but in reality I enjoyed it. The work was easy. The hours were reasonable. I got along with my coworkers. And, I was the only male night shift employee.

I worked with the same couple of women, including my boss, for several months. We fell into a relaxed relationship and felt comfortable talking and teasing each other about practically any subject. Many of our conversations became sexual, though not overtly, about sex. We would dare each other to flash the others or talk about our sexual prowess or tease each other about how much they would enjoy having sex. Like I said, we had an easy and relaxed relationship.

My boss was an attractive woman only slightly older than I was at the time. I was mid-20’s. Michelle (not her real name) was around 30. She was tall, almost 6′ and had an athletic build. She didn’t go to the gym but had played sports throughout school and stayed active enough to stay in decent shape. Michelle had nice, smallish breasts that didn’t need, and frequently weren’t, to be constrained by a bra. Her ass, however, was awesome. These were the days before Kim Kardashian, so her ass wasn’t huge, but it filled out her tight fitting jeans very nicely. I always tried to sneak a peak when I thought I could get away with it (and sometimes when I knew I couldn’t). Read more »

[M] Caught by the pool

After living in the same house for the past 15 years, my family recently moved. I still have yard work to do at the old house because it has not sold yet. I could tell you about my 9-inch dick and great physique, but in reality I am an average man in his mid-40s, average looks, average build, and average dick size. I was somewhat of an exhibitionist when I was younger, however, those days are in the distant past because I don’t want to risk arrest and losing my family over a cheap sexual thrill.

Today, after finishing an afternoon of hot yard work at my old house, the pool looked like a great way to cool off before going back to the new house. Unfortunately, I did not plan ahead and didn’t bring a suit, just an old towel to wipe the sweat with. I decided to go au naturel and slowly stripped off while trying to make sure I wouldn’t be seen by any neighbors peeping through the fence boards. It was honestly quite a rush as I haven’t been nude outside in quite a few years even though there was no real risk of being seen. Read more »