Some of you might remember me from the story of the time I cheated on my ex, [Katie](https://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/ceo8i4/the_time_i_cheated_on_my_longdistance_girlfriend/).
I’ve returned to tell you a different story. Skip to **[SEX HERE]** for the naughty stuff, keep reading for the exposition and foreplay.
So, I applied for a different job and I somewhat recently moved across the country to start (in the middle of a global pandemic). This was/is absolutely not one of my better plans (but the circumstances were unpredictable at the time that I applied for this job and planned the move). I spent the first few months post-move feeling pretty lonely, but also sort of reinventing myself. I put some work into my still-unfinished sleeves, started Invisalign, started working out in my house (re: pandemic), and banished carbs from my life. I’ve never felt better or healthier, but it’s still lonely to be in a new place with no friends and not even any coworkers to socialize with face-to-face.
Despite everything at my new job being totally virtual, I thought, well, maybe I’ll reach out to a couple of the younger people (i.e. people my age) I met at the new staff training and see if anyone is up for socially distant drinks or whatever.