Two Captains, Cocked and Loaded

''Oblivious,'' Captain ‘Murika whispered, his hot, morning breath running down his fellow admin and most intimate friend's hairy, unwashed neck. ''I want you so badly…''

“Take me like the deagle in the new summer infirmary on a freeday,'' Captain Oblivious whimpered as ‘Murika burrowed his face in Oblivious’ greasy mane.

Captain ‘Murika slid his hand into Oblivious’ sweatpants and explored it's wild, smelly bushes. Oblivious let out a lustful moan as the Jailbreak Admin took a hold of his FiveSeven. The Deathrun Admin shivered as ‘Murika rubbed his rapidly growing man-meat. “Are you o-okay with the size ‘Murika?” Stammered Captain Oblivious. “It’s not too small?”

Captain ‘Murika awkwardly winked, appearing to have a seizure. Pointing an orange Dorito finger at his eyes he smirked. “I have all the perks, I am no stranger to your body. Now let me show you the power of my Blood Money.”

Captain ‘Murika ripped off Captain Oblivious’ spaghetti-stained shirt with a big strong hand. The one that wasn't busy nurturing Oblivious’ mini warden, of course. Wink wink to the reader.

After a few minutes of playful toying, ‘Murika decided to give Oblivious a taste of his Ammo perk. They joined an empty Jailbreak server where ‘Murika took his rightful warden spot and Captain Oblivious was his naughty prisoner.