I am continuing my trend of posting wild stories from my crazy single years. Some of these were previously posted under a different account that was deleted when I started dating a recent partner- so if it sounds really familiar you’re not going crazy.. that probably was actually me!
All that being said- this happened like a year or so a go. I got out of a committed relationship at like 27 or 28, so I did a LOT of getting around between then and the time I turned 31 lol.
This particular instance started, as one would expect, on tinder. It was one of those profiles that I’d normally swipe left on because it looked shady or fake. No face pictures, just a few grainy body shots and then those sex memes people put up as pictures instead of showing themselves. No idea why I swiped right, because that’s definitely the kind of shit I’d normally skip.