“Holy a[f]fairs Batman!” [M]y Ashley Madison experience. POW! KABAAM!

"Fuck!"

A million thoughts were going through my head and I stood there completely paralyzed as he came around the corner. Sizing him up, it seemed like we were about the same size. He had some height on me but if it were to turn into a brawl it was going to get messy. I could drive away, but that only meant I was going to have to come back later and who knows what would happen then.

"Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!"

This isn't the first little adventure of mine I wanted to tell on here. However, given the timing of the Ashley Madison hack, it seems like the most appropriate. This happened early winter in 2013 and we'll see how the writing goes, but I suspect there will be more adventure than outright sex.

I don't remember when I registered on Ashley Madison, it was fairly early on. I purchased 100 "points" (perhaps $25 worth?) shortly there after just to see how the site was. I'd been on AFF for years and was completely familiar with the fake profile BS. As far as AFF was concerned, it was pretty easy to identify the fake profiles, but there were also plenty of real people on there. As long as you had a bit of game there was a reasonable chance you might get laid.