24[F] I love putting things in my mouth when I masturbate

Dear Reddit,

I woke up at like 4AM completely unable to sleep. I sometimes randomly get insomnia and it’s so difficult to get back to bed. I gad a really vivid sex dream right before I woke up. It was actually an old memory of where I had a threesome with my 2 guy friends, but the specific details were way more twisted and kinky in my dream. I was basically their sex slave trapped in their basement made to do whatever they wanted whenever they wanted!

Anyways. I was horny as fuck when I woke up so I grabbed the bong by the side of my bed and took a few rips. I streamed some porn to my TV so I could relax and tease myself a bit to the dream! I ended up watching some light bdsm porn which really got me in the mood since it correlated with my dream so well.

24[F] I gave my virgin friend a handjob at the movies

Dear Reddit,

2 months ago I went to the movies with my friend that’s a virgin. We’ve experimented a little over the years but it’s generally been pretty vanilla stuff like making out and handjobs. It usually all takes place in his bedroom too. I’ve been wanting to get a bit kinkier with him to help him crack out of his shell a bit. So I decided to make a move during the movie.

We sat all the way in the back and went on a random weekday at like 10 30 in the morning. There was absolutely no one in the theater except us and a few people that set toward the middle.

We were there before the few older people walked in and I decided to take a few hits out of my weed vape pen. By the time the trailer started I was absolutely high as fuck and munching away at my popcorn, lol.

Now, this is when things get a bit interesting. My mind all of a sudden started getting dirty and naughtier thoughts. It can be tough being a hypersexual person sometimes.

24[F] I let him do blow (coke) off my tits

Dear Reddit,

So I’ve mentioned before that I got a boob job around 9 months ago. I went from a B to a DD and they look absolutely immaculate. They’ve finally healed up as of more recently and I figured I’d have some fun with them last night.

I invited my friends with benefits over and the plan was to pretty much get down and freaky with it. I was home alone so didn’t have to worry too much about being sneaky and covering anything up.

Once he came over we started talking and pouring some drinks and we started getting touchy and flirty with each other. I eventually took my top off and he was absolutely astounded by the view. It was a huge confidence boost for me personally. He ended up taking out a bag of blow and poured a line on my tits and took a hit. About 10 minutes or so later he did it again! Honestly, I don’t know what came over me but I ended up doing a line off my dresser because it looked like way too much fun. I’m a huge sucker for peer pressure, lol, I can pretty much be convinced to do anything when I’m having a good time.

24[F] I helped my virgin friend blow the biggest load ever

Dear Reddit,

I’ve been home alone all week this week and have made the absolute best of it! I wanted to talk about my adventure 2 days ago on Tuesday! I invited one of my friends over that’s a virgin. He’s 21 an just a really shy sweetheart. He’s very attractive but I think he struggles to deal the deal with girls just because of shyness. Oh well, I have a thing for virgin guys so their loss and my win, lol. I’ve known him for like 10 years and nothing has really happened over the years until Tuesday!

I invited him over to watch Netflix and have a sleepover. We were having some wine and taking some bong rips while watching Euphoria while chillin in our pajamas. For those of you that don’t know Euphoria has a bunch of steamy sex scenes. I was getting fairly turned on watching it and looked over at him. I looked over at his crotch and noticed his cock had snuck out of his pajamas slit and was rock hard. I don’t think he noticed, probably because he was too high, lol.

24[F] I’ve been getting freaky with someone in the neighborhood

Dear Reddit,

So this has been going on for years but I’ll basically describe what happened yesterday in a nutshell.

I woke up in the morning desperately wanting to wake, bake, and masturbate. Unfortunately, I had smoked all my weed and totally forgot to replenish my stock.

Usually, when this happens I contact the dealer, Steve, that lives in my neighborhood. It’s a few miles drive, so I got somewhat ready and drove over to his place. I was still in my pajamas, but didn’t care it was like 8AM in the morning

I’ve had a very strange arrangement with Steve over years. Basically, if I can’t pay or don’t want to pay for the weed I have to do him a little “favor”. My family is really well off and cover all my expenses, but the one thing they won’t cover is my weed. I think it’s a more than fair arrangement!

24[F] I was so desperate I had to use a banana

Dear Reddit,

Last night I spent the night at a friends house. She was having a family party so everyone had a bunch of drinks and it was an absolutely amazing time. She told me I could have her brothers room for the night since he was going to be out of town. I passed out last night after the drinks and partying but woke up this morning absolutely horny as fuck! If you haven’t read my other posts then I should mention that in an extremely hypersexual person. I have some serious sexual control issues and literally need to get myself off frequently. The longer I wait the more intense it builds up and the more sexually weird I get. Since I fell asleep last night I woke up this morning absolutely raging for it!

Anyways, I decided to crack open a window and smoke a joint. I got absolutely high AF and I started touching myself in order to ease off some of the tension. I got so wildly horny I started scrambling through the bedroom trying to find something I could use as a dildo, but all I found was a box of condoms in the dresser. I started thinking more and that’s when the idea came to me. I remember seeing this big ass ripe banana in the fruit kitchen yesterday.

24[F] I fucked my friend that’s a security guard on his night shift

Dear Reddit,

I have a guy friend that works as a security guard for a small sized office building about an hour away from me. We’ve hooked up and fooled around before so we were talking about ways we could get kinkier and freakier! I suggested fucking him in the office building during his night shift. He’s the only one there and I figured it would be pretty sexy.

After a bit of convincing he agreed to it. He mentioned he was planning on quitting anyways since the job could get so boring and lonely. So if anyone suspected anything he’d just quit and find a new gig.

I parked my car in the parking lot, and took like 20 minutes to have a few shots out of my flask and burn a joint. After I was done he opened the door to let me in. We decided to first go on the elevator. Just to keep the area somewhat small and confined while we warmed up. He put the security key in the elevator and stopped it between floors and 2 and 3. We started getting pretty naughty in the elevator, lots of making out and touching in the begging. It progressed with our hands going down each others pants and he fingered me and I’d give him a handjob! I honestly really enjoyed playing with it. He’s uncut so he precums a lot which just makes it wet and sexy and on my hands. Eventually it led to me getting on my knees and sucking him off.

24 [F] I did something naughty at a party

Dear Reddit,

I won’t dive into too many details on this one. But last Saturday night I went to a party and got pretty lit. I was vibing with a guy and after a while he suggested that we take things further. He told me it was his friends house and that we could use the bathroom.

We went in the bathroom and immediately got on my knees and pulled down his shorts. He was hard as a rock and just as I was about to start sucking him he told me to hold on. He took out a little baggie and poured a line of blow on the counter and then carefully put some on his dick and winked at me. I mean who was I to deny some free blow at a party, lol. I went ahead and did it and sucked him off while he did his. He must’ve had quite a bit more than me because he seemed so amped. He grabbed the back of my head and pushed it down and thrusted his pelvis into me. I’m honestly a really submissive person so I love when men take control!