Long time lurker here, finally deciding to write up a little post because I just felt like I needed to tell somebody and this is the only place I want to tell.
So I recently moved into a new apartment and my neighbor to the left of me, let’s call him Tom, is a very attractive fellow. I notice this from the first day. A really cute face and pretty skinny body. I noticed it from the day I moved in and quickly found out he was single and lives alone just like me. I knew I needed him. It was only a matter of when.
For the entire week, I would always say hi, ask for little favors, perhaps expose my cleavage a little too much until finally yesterday I couldn’t handle it anymore. I came home with bags of a bunch of groceries and at the same time luckily he ended up in the elevator with me as we made our way up. I think he was just getting his mail from the lobby since he was wearing slippers and basketball shorts. But god fucking damn, those basketball shorts. I immediately could tell he was freeballing as I saw a humungous fat swinging bulge. I couldn’t believe my eyes considering how skinny he was. I just stared until I looked back up at him and realized he noticed. The conversation went a little something like this (obviously exaggerated for humor and because I don’t remember. Of course we do have a joking relationship so it’s not far off).