Whatever you want to call me for this story – slut, bitch, cunt, sociopath, loser- it all goes through my head anyways. So go right ahead – just know that I am well aware.
Okay, so, first things first. I am a native Dutch speaker. I (and most people from back home) can speak English fluently (if with heavy accent in my case.) However, English is still my second language, and I’m not used to writing in it, so if spelling errors pop up from time to time or I misuse an expression, please cut me some slack (I am asking my roommate if I am using certain words or expressions correctly, but I can’t ask her to directly spell check, because…you know). I personally think I am a skilled writer in Dutch, and I am trying hard here, so we will see how it translates (and what your personal take is.)
Second, it’s hard to describe myself without immediately making the story sound made up, so I’ll get the description out off the bat. I am the daughter of two Indo-Dutch citizens (don’t know what the official term is), both descended from South American indentured workers (Indo as in India). I am also 182 cm, and, um…curved, very very well (yes, I know that I sound like a teenage fantasy, don’t write me off as fake just yet.)