it’s New Year’s Eve. I’m bored home alone decide to go out to club. Pull up Uber and I’m on my way. Walk into club order my usual vodka and soda and sit down. Immediately two girls walk over, 20 at most cute, Firm ass soft skin nice full tits. The more bold sits on my lap and says her name is Chastity. Ha anything but! Next song DJ calls dance special. I figure sure 2 for 1 and back we go. We have back booth to ourselves no one else is around. She grinds on my crotch waiting for next song to start and when it does she turns around and puts her firm, bouncing tits in my face. Starts to grind on my crotch. I have on thin dress pants, always commando. I can feel the warmth coming from her pussy and it feels to be slippery. She moves in circles on my crotch and then puts a hard nipple to my lips. Our song ends and I go back for another drink. I’m sitting tipping the girl on stage and chilling. I look up and do a double take a woman just walked in no more than 3 feet tall. She has a great ass in jeans and tits that must be D at least. She is a little person and I am curious to say hi. I stop her and ask her to come over for a drink when she comes out. About 20 minutes later she comes out in a little g string and tight mesh top. So hot. I buy her a drink and she sits and talks. I ask her about what it’s like to dance and what she does. After a bit she asks if I want a dance. I’m more curious than anything else so I say sure. Back we go and she immediately is nude. Nice big nipples and a little smooth pussy with a hood piercing. She hops onto my lap and I move my hands over her ass and tits. I sneak a hand between her legs and find she is wet! Not just a little but dripping slippery swollen lips and hard clit. I start to rub. She stands up on the seat and puts her pussy in my face. I can’t resist and slide my tongue along her labia and across her clit. she grabs my hair and starts to grind. Next thing I know she slides down to my lap pulls my hand to her pussy and asks I me to finger fuck her. she starts to buck I and rock. The next thing I know she is squirting all over me warm slippery liquid is pouring all over my lap. She gets down says thanks lets fuck sometime and says no charge with a smile. True story ask me whatever.