[MF] I gave my Tinder hookup a bloody nose and then she ate my ass

Scroll down to the line for sex stuff if you want to skip the backstory.

Hi, this is a story about my first Tinder hookup which happened a few weeks ago. This is my first time writing on here so please feel free to comment or message any feedback you have about my writing or story.

To start, let me describe myself, I’m Clark, which is not my real name, just a nickname a few people at work call me because they think I look like Clark Kent. I’m in my early 20s, am 6ft tall, ~195 pounds, and work out very frequently. I have black hair, wear thick glasses, and have an average penis.

I live in a large city and have been struggling to meet women since the graduating school during the pandemic. Like many others, I have been frequenting online dating apps in order to meet strangers in order to fix this. Unfortunately, online dating is the worst possible way to meet strangers. Most hot girls have quite literally thousands of options and receive too many messages to keep track of and most men have to act in the most over-the-top outlandish way to get the attention of a girl.