*Another from my vault that I removed, but won’t anymore*
A few years back I had a GF and a nice new job which had made a lot of new hires. One was a receptionist/office manager I’ll call Lindy. She was about 5’6, red-hair just past her shoulders, gorgeous green eyes, strong legs leading to an ample destination, and plenty to enjoy in the chest. After several months of annoyances and more than usual office drama we started chatting more and more on Skype to complain and just shoot the proverbial shit.
At the end of one long and frustrating week I joked about wanting to take out my stress on something jokingly. She replied, “You should fuck something.” I stared at my screen for a few minutes in shock, we had never gone that route in our casual chats for sure. Then she quickly replied “Sorry, that was wrong. I haven’t had time to enjoy myself lately.” We had both been working on shipments and logistics for an event coming up and her hours were not being kind to her.