There’s a line for you to skip straight to the action. And once again, sorry for any mistakes! My English is good but not perfect.
Several traveling publications named my city as one of the best destinations for the year, so this hot, sticky spring has been raining with tourists looking to have fun, great food, fuck someone who sorta speaks english and leave –my kind of fun.
Two Sundays ago I was hornier than usual. I found myself changing my tinder settings for the first time in a long while. I love fucking women, but when I’m looking to be fucked real hard I know that I need a dude. I started swiping through profiles for a long time until finally James caught my eye, a cute California goofball jock with great hair, blue eyes and a nice smile. Most of his photos were pretty typical, but the last one was of him disguised as Solid Snake and holy fuck did that got me going. I swiped right and a few minutes later we matched. We got along immediately, something pretty strange cuz I’m really the type to abandon conversations. James was a total package: funny, kind and hot. Since we were having fun talking, we exchanged numbers and almost immediately made plans to meet the night of his arrival and go out to a weird bar, a week from we matched.