Well, sort of.
She was house/dog sitting this weekend for her aunt and uncle and I had been given permission to stay with her as well. With sex on both of our minds when she told me about this Wednesday I asked her kindly to “mow the front lawn” (no I’m not some misogynistic prick who requires his women to be shaved, we both agreed it needed done). So about 8pm Saturday I let her know I’m headed out there and she decides that she’d do it then. We’ll 10min into it her 16y/o brother and some of his cronies barge into the house to drink the home owners booze and smoke some weed. She quickly made herself presentable and starts to address the situation. I arrive, help her rid ourselves of these delinquents, and then we retire to the spare room to get it on. Cue forepaly, but as I’m about to take her pants off she stops me and says through giggles “So I started to shave my pussy for you, but then got interupted by my brother and them.” She tells me that she only got one side shaved and uses the phrase, and I quote, “I’ve got a half and half vagina.” Being the smart ass I am I say “That’s alright. I like my women like I like my coffee… with half and half”
Rocous laughter from both, followed by the most interesting sex I’ve had so far; The right side of my shaft got the prickle treatment while the left had a smooth runway.