I sat in Sheila’s basement.
“Are you sure this is going to work?” I asked.
Sheila walked back into the room with her supplies of herbs, powders, and teas.
“Of course, it will. I got the recipe from my Aunt Maria, and it worked for her.”
“Yeah, but I am a guy.”
“She used it on her husband dumbass. That’s him in the family reunion photo.”
“Which one is he?” I looked at the photo, and one face stood out. A tall Hispanic man that was popping the buttons off of his shirt with muscles stood to one side. “Nevermind, I think I found him.”
Sheila was putting all of the ingredients together, each time going back to the recipe.
“Do you think I will be that hot afterward?” I asked.
“I promised you would be irresistible to women after this, and I intend to keep my promise. How long have we been friends?” She said, wiggling her butt as she worked, dancing to music only she could hear.