[M]y time with the [F]ormer pageant queen

Through the miracles of online dating I met her. She was educated, flirty, and down to earth. We decide to have sushi and wax poetic about our lives and such. She was about 5’8″, slightly chubby with small perky tits and a small plump butt. Great conversationalist and after we ate we made out heavily before she left for the date to be concluded. She didn’t mind making out with full tongue right at the door and she also didn’t mind me groping her. I asked her if she wanted to conclude at her place, and she said she’d have to think about it at our next date.

Our next date is sorta at her house, she just wanted to relax at the pool at her apartment complex. Weird foreplay but I’m down for it. At this point we hadn’t mentioned anything regarding sex outside of our little makeout session so I’m not exactly hoping for sex at this point. We get dressed (separate from each other) for the pool and make our way to one and……it’s closed. Weird she says, she didn’t get an email. So we make haste to the other pool and you guessed it, closed! The kindly fellow smoking a joint of the good shit next to the pool said they haven’t opened they for the season yet. Hmmm something is afoot! But alas we trudge back to her apartment and I take the opportunity to let her walk up the stairs first so I can admire her plump little behind. She notices and doesn’t mind as she gives a smirk.

When you just want to be a couple wild animals in the woods [MF]

I met L on a dating app, and we had a physical attraction moreso than anything. We setup a time for me to pick her up from work for an innocent date. She was a short girl (about 5′) but her frame was super curvy with a wonderful rack and thick thighs matching a plump ass. In person she looked delicious. After she was done smoking after her shift ended she gave me those eyes. The eyes that say we aren’t going to have an innocent date. She had a submissive streak, she made me aware. But not one where I thought I was going to be getting lucky midday. I pulled her in close to grab her ass (had to bend over slightly) and as I cupped her ass I kissed her deeply. Her tongue met mine and ignoring the tobacco taste in my mouth she was delicious. I soon got her in my car and we started heading off.

[MF] I filled her kitty then played with her kitty

During the process of my divorce we decided to divest our shared assets and walk away from each other. It was down to the vehicle, which I didn’t want and had to get a new one. I went back home for a break and to complete this transaction and in the midst of it reached out on dating apps for fun in the meantime. She had made a post wanting a muscle dude with a nice beard. So of course I shoot and say I may not have a beard but I have a uniform. And of course that somehow worked. And once we swapped SFW pics and chitchatted we had a time and date setup that was convenient for both of us. She was average height and chubby with a nice perky chest, red hair, and blue eyes. Best of all she was on the pill, preferred creampies, and was into being manhandled.

[MF] When a lonely mom comes over to pet your dog, she wants to pet your dick instead.

After my ex wife had left me to move back in with her boyfriend I always wondered how people cheat and what it looked like and felt like. Not that I cruised to be a home wrecker, I honestly was in a dark place emotionally and filled that void in my life with plug and play female with the goal of filling them. Hurt people hurt people aaaannnnndddd you don’t want to hear too much sappy emotional nonsense so:

Cruising on random dating apps has its benefits as you’ll find one or two random females that actually exist and not spam bots. She had her name as “Gladys” or some random name but she was latina, milfy, and had a pretty excellent cleavage line so I of course messaged her and we started flirting. Noting sexual or explicit, but she was oddly primed to come over after she wanted to see my dog so she came over for a bit. Nothing happened that night because honestly I didn’t think that this shit actually happened this way. She left, uneventful evening.