Author: bourbon_throw_away

Obsessing over female colleagues pulling their pants down to pee after a recent sexy experience. [MF]

Had a great unexpected experience with my wife’s oldest friend a few days ago. Check my profile for the full story but, long story made short, we watched each other pee.

Since then, while I’ve been at work I’ve crossed paths with some female colleagues and made eye contact/smiled as before they’ve then gone into the unisex toilet near my office.

One colleague is a sexy, 37 year old mum of two with beautiful brown hair and eyes. She lost all her baby weight since she came back from maternity but is still carrying extra around her arse and hips. We don’t always get on but I’ve known her a long time and always really fancied her.

I’ve had to come into another bathroom and jerk my cock because I’m thinking of her unbuttoning her trousers, grabbing the waistband of them and her knickers, then slowly lowering them down her pale thighs. I’m excited thinking about what her bush might look like and the coy/embarrassed look she’d get as I heard her relieve herself and stare at the sight of her exposed and vulnerable.I’d love to watch her stand up, show me her lovely mound and buck it slightly, as she awkwardly shimmies her pants back up her legs and buttons up. Read more »

Fucked my pupil’s mum. [MF]

Entered this in a contest elsewhere: thought it would fit here too. This situation was, in hindsight, quite stupid and could have cost both of us our jobs and me my career as it was back then.

Many years ago, I worked for a while as a teacher. In the UK, the number of female staff working in schools far outweighs the men. One of the perks of the job was having plenty of fit young things around you. Teaching assistants (TAs) also tended to be women, swelling those numbers. And the thing with teaching assistants is that it’s often attractive to mums with kids of school age. You can probably see where this is going…

One of the TAs in my school was called Jenna and she had a kid in my class, as well as another further down the school. All I’ll say about this whole arrangement is that she was dropped off early each morning by her dad (who she lived with) with her kids at about 7am, on his way to work. Now this is crazy early for a school but they actually lived quite far out and she didn’t drive. Her kids would get some extra sleep down in the library and she would keep herself busy with jobs around school. The kids’ dad, her husband, was out of the picture for whatever reason – we never really got into that. Read more »

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Unplanned show in the bathroom with my wife’s oldest friend. [MF]

My wife’s friend and I gave each other an unplanned show last night.

We were at a house party last night. Mid-30s and mostly couples, not really the right age for hook-ups. It was one of those weird situations where one of their bathrooms/toilets doesn’t have a lock on the door: not ideal for a party. My wife’s oldest (debatably ‘best’…) friend and I arrived at this bathroom at the same time and did the classic polite thing of each saying. “You first!” I was about to insist she went in first when she laughed and said “We could just go in together and you can make sure nobody else comes in?”

I knew this was risky as hell and a bit weird. It was an obvious come on. If we were seen going in/coming out together it could cause a big problem for both of us. I’ve never cheated on my wife and had no real intention to. Obviously I was thinking with my dick (and maybe beer brain) when I said “Sounds like a good idea!” Read more »

Fingering a nun in training, before she took her vows… [MF]

The walking group social was always good fun. The members were surprisingly young. A few drinks and occasionally a bit of flirty innuendo between some members, though most were married or had partners, who were often in the group themselves. I was single and got chatting to this girl, who introduced herself as Anna. Her first walk with us had been the previous day but I’d not spoken to her as other members walked with her to welcome her. I’d spotted her thought: real girl-next-door type. Pleasant face, brunette, slim without being skinny, mid-20s. Just my type. She said she worked in a local hospital, the conversation moved on and we found we had a lot in common. We laughed a lot and I felt there was a mutual attraction.

A couple of hours in and we’re both well oiled without necessarily being drunk. It was a bank holiday Sunday in the late summer and it was still light as we moved to another bar. As we make our way along, she walks next to me, her fingertips brushing mine and we hold hands. She’s blushing slightly. When we make eye contact she smiles coyly and I wonder to myself how much her flirting is well practiced versus genuinely shy. Read more »

Escort who didn’t realise she was caked in her last customer’s cum [MF]

Touring escorts often visit my small city for only a couple of days at a time. We also get European girls flying in sometimes as there is a good sized airport nearby. It’s not uncommon for them to try to fit as many booking as possible in before moving on. One girl I spotted online, Eva, booked me in to see her late afternoon. I arrived and all was normal: she buzzed me up, she opens the door, I check her out (she looked good) and I pay upfront, £120 for the hour.

Eva was late-20s, short (around 5 feet tall) with a pretty enough face offset by shoulder length curly hair. I wasn’t disappointed. Read more »

Put on a show for a stranger on holiday. [MF]

I was on holiday a couple of weeks ago with my other half. One afternoon, returning alone to my room, I stripped off so I could dry my swimming trunks. The robe I wore was way too small so while I was on the balcony I was exposed. I saw a girl looking from about 30 meters away one storey down. The case next to her told me she was likely leaving. She was quite plain, not my usual type. I waved to her and she waved back. I pointed to her, to my eyes and then to my dick, trying to see if she wanted a look. She smiled and covered her mouth with her hand but didn’t look away. I started the show: jerking my flaccid dick until it was hard, my robe wide open. I really got into it and she just stared up. It was really intense. Read more »

She was too loud; her dad came knocking… [MF]

“Yes! Yes! Yes!”

She got no marks for being original but I wasn’t fucking her for her sharp wit. Sarah was on top of me, her soft breasts pressed tight to my chest as my arms wrapped around her slender shoulders pulling her closer. So far, she’d manage to keep it down. Her dad was downstairs and she’d made me promise we wouldn’t be too loud. Our rhythm wasn’t perfectly in time but it was enough to get the job done – I could feel the torrent of her pussy juices leaking down, past my balls to create a wetspot on the bed. We were tight together but the smell of her sex and our sweat mixing was intoxicating: I needed more. As I licked her ear, she whimpered so I doubled down by yanking lightly on her hair and firmly whispering my next command.

“Ride me.” Read more »

Overheard Sex – Rundown [MF]

This follows on from my last ‘overheard’ story following my recent holiday. I’ve been lucky enough to hear plenty of girls get fucked over the years. I’ve left a couple of big formative ones out as I don’t want to risk the post getting removed.

Some names changed, more for clarity as coincidence means some girls share the same name. I’ve shot so many loads to these women over the years. I hope some of them know they were heard and it was appreciated.

**The first time** was the best because it was the loudest and most regular and it was my first serious exposure to real-life sex. Holly was my next-door neighbour’s granddaughter. When my neighbour would go on holiday, Holly would house-sit. Holly was a tight young brunette, just about 18 when it first started. Her sister, Lol (really…), was the first girl I showed my dick to and the first girl I fingered but that’s a story for another day! Holly had an older boyfriend, early-20s called Ricky. He’d smash her pussy nightly and she was LOUD. Very vocal about what she wanted him to do (“lick it…. don’t stop… do it harder….” etc.) and her moans often turned into screams. Real cliché “Yes! Yes! Yes!” noises but also piercing shrieks. It was so hot. The walls were paper thin and my bedroom was right next door to theirs. Best part was you could hear every single stage of their session. The kissing was loud, a brief silence while she sucked his dick (he never made a noise…), then her getting louder as he licked or fingered her pussy, then the bed rattling followed by her orgasm. Read more »

Fucked a police officer who was moonlighting as an escort. [MF]

Please see the note at the bottom of my post for details to clarify authenticity. Enjoy!

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I regularly booked escorts when I wasn’t in a relationship. There is only so long you can pleasure yourself before you start craving the real thing. The booking I had with ‘Shelly’ was nothing special until a second booking with her working as ‘Jen’ (and her appearance in the news) that totally changed how I felt about it.

‘Shelly’ was mid/late 20s. When you imagine escorts you might imagine great beauties but that’s not often the case. She was pretty plain: dark hair in a fringe, well tanned skin. Her body was the real killer though. That’s what I’d seen on the profile. Tight and toned, just the way I sometimes liked it. After opening the door to her serviced apartment she took the cash and led me in. I wasn’t disappointed in person – great body and a friendly, flirty demeanour. Her services were limited: pecking kisses, all actions a little bit rushed etc. but what really stuck in my mind was the blowjob. She had my full bottoms off early and took me in her mouth while I was still soft. She suckled hungrily on my still small cock with her eyes closed and would have felt it grow quickly in her mouth. Once I was fully hard, her eyes opened and she locked them with mine, giving deep eye contact as she worked the full length of my dick with her lips. At one point I remember her grabbing the shaft with one hand and holding it up and flat to my stomach while she licked my balls, still keeping regular eye contact. She was savouring sucking my dick and the way it made me feel, small moans escaping from her as she worshipped it. Read more »

Overheard an older neighbour being fucked. She loved it! [MF]

I’ve just come back from holiday in Spain. It was a good time but with an unexpectedly sexy twist: at 10pm, practically on the dot, every single night we were there, the woman next door to us was loudly fucked by the guy she was with.

This is something that has always turned me on over the years, starting with what I heard my next door neighbour’s granddaughter doing with her boyfriend back when I was 15. Some things just stay with you. I’ll give more details about her and other girls in another post, later, when I’ve made some notes.

Now this woman in our hotel was nothing great to look at. Maybe in her 50s, wide face, bit of a belly and big arms. Massive tits. Other than stealing a glimpse of these, you wouldn’t glance at her twice if you saw her out and about but the noises we heard from her room each night…. yikes. Her husband (I assume), had clearly been in shape at one point but had a serious dad bod going on. Really dark tanned skin. They obviously spent a lot of time abroad together. Read more »