OK so I got a new job and for the first week I started going into the office I’ve been working remotely at my last job for the last two years so I was kind of excited to get to see people at work and meet my new coworkers.
Well it turns out not many people go into the office it’s still optional so for an office that holds probably 300 people there were maybe 15 people total in the whole building. One of them was a guy I thought was pretty attractive and there’s not much else to look at so we were making eyes at each other all week. Thursday comes around and we talk for the first time. We were both in the Break room and he said some thing about being careful around this cabinet that hits lots of people in the head the way it opens funny. I was literally just trying to make a joke and said “It’s OK Pain is pleasure” We made direct on broken eye contact and We could both till we were both thinking about the comment in a sexual way. We awkwardly walked apart.