Author: BoringLanguage

The night we discovered my wife can cum from being spanked. [MF]

Some background before we get to the good stuff.  I’m 31 with a “dad bod” and very average in basically every regard. She’s 32 and is smoking hot with a nice round ass and her boobs perfectly fit her body (and I’ve posted her before if you really want to see). We’re basically every stupid sitcom from the 90s in appearance. 

This is a story from a couple years ago. My wife and I were laying in bed, though neither of us were tired enough to sleep yet. I was horny, but I didn’t get the impression that she was.  We don’t watch porn together (though I think that could be fun), but I’d found a docuseries from some post on Reddit that had gotten her in the mood on previous occasions. The series covers various people’s sex lives and details some popular and not-so-popular kinks and fetishes. 

One of these episodes had a sizable portion dedicated to spanking, and it made my wife curious. After that episode, she laid across my lap and I spanked her for the first time. We discovered some things she doesn’t like when being spanked (like calling me sir lol ) and others she does.  She enjoyed it overall and we agreed that we would like to do it again.  Read more »

Filling up my girlfriend in a gazebo within earshot of our friends [MF]

This happened around 7 years ago when I was still living with my dad.  We lived out in the country with 6 acres of land. I was working at the time trying to save for an apartment. I was 22 and my girlfriend was 23. I had met her at work and she was a fireball, with a tan and she had dyed her hair blonde at the time. She had curves in exactly the right places. I am a stocky fella who stands just under six feet with short straight brown hair and a stubble beard at that time. 

Each weekend my friends and I would get together, somewhere, and drink. This weekend we happened to congregate at our house because it was a hot summer night and we had the only pool of our group of friends. There were probably 8 of us in total all sitting around a large table on the deck drinking, smoking, and occasionally jumping in the pool if the mood struck.  I won’t go into details on the other folks there because they’re unimportant. I had on a pair of basketball shorts and a t-shirt and my girlfriend had on an orange bikini that tied with strings.  The bikini was not especially revealing but her body needed no help in keeping my attention.  The bright orange was flattering on her and being two string-pulls away from seeing her naked made my mind race every time she wore it.  Read more »

The day after our wedding [MF]

Late last fall, I married the woman of my dreams. She’s smart, funny, thoughtful, and drop dead gorgeous.  It was a beautiful day, if a little warm, but overall I couldn’t have imagined a better celebration. All that celebrating left us totally exhausted by the nights end, so by the time we found our bed, there was no thought in our minds of doing anything except sleep.

The following day, we woke up and generally lounged around the house discussing the previous day and how much fun we’d had. Some time in the afternoon, we wound up in the bedroom.

I should take a moment to describe our appearance. We’re both late twenties with brown hair. She is about 5 and a half feet tall with shoulder length hair. She’s got an incredible body with perfect tits and a round ass that I slap every chance I get. I’m about 5’11” with what the internet would call a dad bod and an average sized dick.

She had mentioned how she had wanted to record me going down on her because it had been a while since she had done so. I admit that I have altered my appearance significantly since we’d met and since she’s last recorded me. I now had much longer hair and a full beard compared to a near buzzcut and stubble. She much prefers the beard.  Read more »