[MF] Mom, Panties, Tight Jeans, Boots

Last night I found myself walking behind her at a restaurant, absolutely floored that her incredible ass, wrapped in tight jeans, would later be mine. She’s self-conscious about the weight she’s put on recently. I don’t think she knows how good she looks a little thicker and curvier. I tell her.

We sat, we ate, we talked. She’s absolutely wonderful. She says funny things, she blinks her big eyelashes. None of the music or the banter being exchanged by first date people around us could drown out my thoughts about what an incredible woman she is.

We drove home, and she walked past me to the bathroom. She looks absolutely delicious. When she came out, she whipped off her leather belt quickly and said, “Wishaw!”

I couldn’t help myself, this long-haired creature standing in front of me, partially undressing. Ass so fat you could see it from the front. I grabbed her hips and silently guided her to the room and bent her over the bed. That ass.

I’m somewhere between a dom and a sub, whatever the fuck that means. But she is mine, and I won’t live forever, so fuck it. This is happening.

[M]y first time encountering large labia (long)

Dirty bits after the ~~~~

When I was 19, I worked at a diner style restaurant as a busser. The wait staff split tips with us, so the money was decent, and everyone, front and back of house, hung out in our off hours. All of the typical restaurant worker shenanigans were in place: broken Spanish? Yep. Drugs and alcohol? Uh huh. Waiters swearing at the cooks and cooks treating waiters like dickheads? Peppering most sentences with four letter words? Fuck yeah. A little grabass here and there? You know it.

Like Bourdain says, it’s like working on a pirate ship. Good fun for those with a strong stomach and an appetite for mischief.

One of the young women working there, Genevieve, was pretty–curly brown hair, big brown eyes, generous lips, big white teeth, and smart in a very odd way. Around my age. She could recite every one of the Constitutional Amendments word for word, but she usually didn’t get jokes. At parties, she went hard, but she was always pretty quiet. She just didn’t know human nature very well, I guess.