This story happened around 5 years ago while I was living in San Francisco. Rents were out of control when I moved there and so I figured it would be a good idea to get a 2 bedroom apartment and find someone to split the cost with. It was a bit of a gamble that I would find someone compatible, but it went smoother than I expected: within a week of posting an ad on craigslist, I had over a dozen people interested. When I met Kiki I knew right away I’d be offering her the room. She had all the attributes of a perfect roommate: A solid job, good references, a running car, 27 years old, long black hair, totally decent b cups, a slim waist, and an ass that could launch a thousand ships. She was fun too – I don’t know if it’s just me and my thing for hispanic girls… but when white girls are hot it’s so incredibly boring. They all dye their hair blond and walk around so stuck up – acting like some millionaire is going to pick them up off the street in his Tesla and marry them and they’ll just be some trophy wife. Latinas are different, it’s like they can’t even tell how hot they are.