[MFF] probably my most random hook up.

This happened in my early 20s. I was on a 1,700km heartbroken road trip to go confront my girlfriend about why she was breaking up with me and was spending the night at a motel in a small town along the way.

I checked in and headed over to the Boston pizza for dinner. When I pulled up there were two girls hanging out on the curb in the parking lot …as small town teenagers tend to do. Bleeding heart that I was, I didn’t really pay them much attention and went in to eat. When I came out they were gone but there was a note on my windshield. It said they liked my truck, thought I was cute and left their phone number. Lol.

Anyways, I said fuck it and called them when I got to the back to the motel. They were over within minutes and we were drinking and talking shit. They were typical small town skanks but we were actually having a great time just joking around the hotel room and smoking on the balcony. Eventually Brazilian waxing came up and I admired that I’d never shaved my junk and the next thing we were in the bathroom with my razor out and my pants on the floor.